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  • To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ― Donald Rumsfeld while serving as US Secretary of Defense

Tuesday 3 December 2013

LOVE PSYCHOLOGIST: "it won't happen again"...uh-huh. so she says!


But women can apologise oh. Whether she bashed your car, had a fling when you were away, or ate your food, all she has to do is look into your eyes, lean in close, rub your head, and the magic begins. Then, before you know it, somehow she is much closer, too close sef. Body don begin melt.
That’s when she goes in for the kill: soft, slow kisses on your neck, your forehead, your ear, (Jesus!) your cheek.... All the time she is messing with your mind, she is saying, “baby, I’m sorry.” Before you know it, you are the one saying, “baby, I’m sorry.”

NO!!!! NO!!!NO!!!!!  I reject this for you in Jesus name! This is not how it was supposed to end. Push her on the couch, or on the road sef, and run for ya life. Bros, women understand how to use seduction to get away with murder. What the hell are you telling her sorry for? 9 times out of 10 you are wrong, but this time she was definitely the bad guy.

This ain’t the time for junior to start poking out his one-eyed self. Take a deep breath and stand strong. Look at the wall if you have to-anywhere but her puppy eyes. Ask yourself if you did anything to provoke her bad behavior. If you are 100% positive (not 80%, not 99%) you didn’t cause any of her actions, darling, you need to make her understand she upset you. But please no yelling or screaming- only children and women do that. And no retaliation to hurt her. They say two wrongs don’t make it right…

HEALTH: Shaving Mr. Man

No, we're not talking about your  head or your body. That brainless guy between your legs (Mr. Man) should be maintained and not just for sexual reasons.

Mr. Man is tucked all day, every day under your boxers or briefs, beneath your trousers. Think of all the sweat and heat packing in there. Now add a forest of hair and imagine the bacteria breeding there...

Some studies encourage complete hairlessness of the male genitals, while others recommend trimming as total hair removal may increase transmission of STDs and cause other skin issues like warts, skin irritations and bacterial skin infections.

It's your choice to be hairy, completely hairless or trimmed down there but, BE AWARE!