LOVE PSYCHOLOGIST: Very Good Bad Gyal - Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed!

How many of you would like a wife that RE-PRE-SENTS when you guys go out? She looks tan-fastic,  is polite and meek and smiles like an angel? However, when you both are home alone, and kids are in school, you just can’t get enough of her because she is so feisty. She will kiss you in all the right places and hold you very close.

Everybody’s hands go up abi? If you ask me, those little things bring some excitement to the marriage. Your wife is not too predictable, and you know you can always count on her to bring some spice into the marriage. Umm.. ok… rewind… Did I just say marriage?

What about an ordinary relationship?  Doesn’t it apply? Well, this article is for men who have been brave enough to jump the broom. If you are in a relationship and reading this, I cannot say “STOP!” But I will say you are so on your own whatever you do. If you like, be looking for freaky leaky; when mistake pregnancy comes, don’t cry oh. Hehe.

Anywaysssss, to my brothers who have been man enough to put a ring on it, sometimes you might be lucky and your lady naturally has those talents, but sometimes you might marry a lady and she is very reserved about certain areas. Believe it or not, some ladies have no clue on how to be intimate with their husbands. Not their fault; please do not blame them or get frustrated; just be patient, communicate, and encourage your spouse over time. Before you know it, you’ll be singing “Baby, you’re a firework!” *wink*

STYLE: MUST-HAVE ACCESSORIES FOR THE MODERN MAN

Are you the total man? Check that you have all of these: 

1)      Technologically savvy smartphone

 

2)      Handsfree Bluetooth headsets

 

3)      Sunglasses

SOCCER CHAT: Bundesliga Final for UCL?

No words can describe the shocking first legs for the UEFA Champions League semi-finals with Dortmund and  Bayern Munich almost annihilating the Spanish sides. Everyone expected  two tough matches; nobody expected a walk over for Germany. Is there a mentality or a style of training in Bundesliga this season that makes them indestructible?

Second leg comes up with Dortmund playing Real Madrid at Bernabeu on Tuesday, and Bayern meeting Barcelona at Camp Nou on Wednesday. It is definitely going to be a thrilling two days and I will be watching both matches. El Clasico final is looking very unlikely. YYYAAAYYY.

Manchester United was given a guard of honour at Emirates Stadium, where RVP scored a penalty to deny Arsenal a much needed win. Arsenal does not deserve to be in top four after years of being trophiless. Spurs and Chelsea have a game in hand, so we can only hope they both win their next three games so that Arsenal  is booted out of the top four in EPL.

HEALTH: side effects of weed

I was gonna go to work but I was high...

Your friends have probably told you, that the only thing weed will do to you is relax you when you’re stressed. W-R-O-N-G!!! Marijuana has several side effects that could be seriously detrimental to your health:

REDUCED TESTICLES/ INFERTILITY, forgetfulness,  HEADACHE, vomiting, IMPAIRED MENTAL FUNCTIONING, dry or red eyes, HEART/ BLOOD PRESSURE PROBLEMS, lung problems, dizziness, HALLUCINATONS, numbness, PANIC REACTIONS, flashbacks, DIFFICULTY CONCENTRATING, depression, ANXIETY…

And the list goes on…

So next time you want get “high”, have a re-think