HEALTH: JOCK ITCH

Ha ha! Made ya look. No it’s not a penis STD.

Jock itch is a form of ringworm – a fungal infection of skin, hair or nails. Jock itch looks like a patchy rash and is itchy. The edge of the rash may be scaly or have bumps that look like blisters. This fungus can flourish in moist body parts like the groin, inner thighs or buttocks.

You can get ringworm from public showers or locker rooms, so all you men that play soccer at Astro Turf, please be wary. These places are steamy with damp towels and sweaty work out outfits. I can just see those fungal species dancing kukere. Yeesh.

Although, it’s not very serious, nobody like itching so see a doctor/ pharmacist if you get such symptoms and get a prescription for an antifungal cream.

And before you start revving junior’s engine, please know that jock itch, while it isn’t an STD, can DEFINITELY BE TRANSMITTED during sex (Is there anything that can’t be transmitted during sex? Nawa oh)

Be safe, be healthy.

LOVE PSYCHOLOGIST: "it won't happen again"...uh-huh. so she says!

But women can apologise oh. Whether she bashed your car, had a fling when you were away, or ate your food, all she has to do is look into your eyes, lean in close, rub your head, and the magic begins. Then, before you know it, somehow she is much closer, too close sef. Body don begin melt.

That’s when she goes in for the kill: soft, slow kisses on your neck, your forehead, your ear, (Jesus!) your cheek.... All the time she is messing with your mind, she is saying, “baby, I’m sorry.” Before you know it, you are the one saying, “baby, I’m sorry.”

NO!!!! NO!!!NO!!!!!  I reject this for you in Jesus name! This is not how it was supposed to end. Push her on the couch, or on the road sef, and run for ya life. Bros, women understand how to use seduction to get away with murder. What the hell are you telling her sorry for? 9 times out of 10 you are wrong, but this time she was definitely the bad guy.

This ain’t the time for junior to start poking out his one-eyed self. Take a deep breath and stand strong. Look at the wall if you have to-anywhere but her puppy eyes. Ask yourself if you did anything to provoke her bad behavior. If you are 100% positive (not 80%, not 99%) you didn’t cause any of her actions, darling, you need to make her understand she upset you. But please no yelling or screaming- only children and women do that. And no retaliation to hurt her. They say two wrongs don’t make it right…

HEALTH: Shaving Mr. Man

No, we're not talking about your  head or your body. That brainless guy between your legs (Mr. Man) should be maintained and not just for sexual reasons.

Mr. Man is tucked all day, every day under your boxers or briefs, beneath your trousers. Think of all the sweat and heat packing in there. Now add a forest of hair and imagine the bacteria breeding there...

Some studies encourage complete hairlessness of the male genitals, while others recommend trimming as total hair removal may increase transmission of STDs and cause other skin issues like warts, skin irritations and bacterial skin infections.

It's your choice to be hairy, completely hairless or trimmed down there but, BE AWARE!

HEALTH: Habits and our spiritual health.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome would have you believe masturbation is not a sin. And many men would tend to agree with him. Heck, playing with the family jewels is soothing and increases endorphins (hormones that make us happy). Shouldn’t that be a good thing?

I personally think that masturbation, while it may be pleasurable, is a sin. But what about drinking and smoking? Are they sins? Am I a hypocrite because I think masturbation is a sin, but I think it’s ok to drink some alcohol and smoke a bit as long as both are done in moderation? After all didn’t Jesus in one of his letters say that it’s not what goes into a man that defiles him but what comes out?  Who decides what limit moderation falls in? What might be extreme for one person, might be “moderate” for another person.

It’s a tough call, but a friend of mine would say “let he who has no sin cast the first stone”. Hmmmmm. Do we just try to convince ourselves that certain habits are not that bad to the detriment of our spiritual health? This is not a judgemental article. I have my own sins.  But it is certainly food for thought – we exercise, eat right, manage stress, but our we paying attention to our spiritual health?

LOVE PSYCHOLOGIST: Very Good Bad Gyal - Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed!

How many of you would like a wife that RE-PRE-SENTS when you guys go out? She looks tan-fastic,  is polite and meek and smiles like an angel? However, when you both are home alone, and kids are in school, you just can’t get enough of her because she is so feisty. She will kiss you in all the right places and hold you very close.

Everybody’s hands go up abi? If you ask me, those little things bring some excitement to the marriage. Your wife is not too predictable, and you know you can always count on her to bring some spice into the marriage. Umm.. ok… rewind… Did I just say marriage?

What about an ordinary relationship?  Doesn’t it apply? Well, this article is for men who have been brave enough to jump the broom. If you are in a relationship and reading this, I cannot say “STOP!” But I will say you are so on your own whatever you do. If you like, be looking for freaky leaky; when mistake pregnancy comes, don’t cry oh. Hehe.

Anywaysssss, to my brothers who have been man enough to put a ring on it, sometimes you might be lucky and your lady naturally has those talents, but sometimes you might marry a lady and she is very reserved about certain areas. Believe it or not, some ladies have no clue on how to be intimate with their husbands. Not their fault; please do not blame them or get frustrated; just be patient, communicate, and encourage your spouse over time. Before you know it, you’ll be singing “Baby, you’re a firework!” *wink*

STYLE: MUST-HAVE ACCESSORIES FOR THE MODERN MAN

Are you the total man? Check that you have all of these: 

1)      Technologically savvy smartphone

 

2)      Handsfree Bluetooth headsets

 

3)      Sunglasses

SOCCER CHAT: Bundesliga Final for UCL?

No words can describe the shocking first legs for the UEFA Champions League semi-finals with Dortmund and  Bayern Munich almost annihilating the Spanish sides. Everyone expected  two tough matches; nobody expected a walk over for Germany. Is there a mentality or a style of training in Bundesliga this season that makes them indestructible?

Second leg comes up with Dortmund playing Real Madrid at Bernabeu on Tuesday, and Bayern meeting Barcelona at Camp Nou on Wednesday. It is definitely going to be a thrilling two days and I will be watching both matches. El Clasico final is looking very unlikely. YYYAAAYYY.

Manchester United was given a guard of honour at Emirates Stadium, where RVP scored a penalty to deny Arsenal a much needed win. Arsenal does not deserve to be in top four after years of being trophiless. Spurs and Chelsea have a game in hand, so we can only hope they both win their next three games so that Arsenal  is booted out of the top four in EPL.

HEALTH: side effects of weed

I was gonna go to work but I was high...

Your friends have probably told you, that the only thing weed will do to you is relax you when you’re stressed. W-R-O-N-G!!! Marijuana has several side effects that could be seriously detrimental to your health:

REDUCED TESTICLES/ INFERTILITY, forgetfulness,  HEADACHE, vomiting, IMPAIRED MENTAL FUNCTIONING, dry or red eyes, HEART/ BLOOD PRESSURE PROBLEMS, lung problems, dizziness, HALLUCINATONS, numbness, PANIC REACTIONS, flashbacks, DIFFICULTY CONCENTRATING, depression, ANXIETY…

And the list goes on…

So next time you want get “high”, have a re-think