HEALTH: Shaving Mr. Man

No, we're not talking about your  head or your body. That brainless guy between your legs (Mr. Man) should be maintained and not just for sexual reasons.

Mr. Man is tucked all day, every day under your boxers or briefs, beneath your trousers. Think of all the sweat and heat packing in there. Now add a forest of hair and imagine the bacteria breeding there...

Some studies encourage complete hairlessness of the male genitals, while others recommend trimming as total hair removal may increase transmission of STDs and cause other skin issues like warts, skin irritations and bacterial skin infections.

It's your choice to be hairy, completely hairless or trimmed down there but, BE AWARE!

HEALTH: Habits and our spiritual health.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome would have you believe masturbation is not a sin. And many men would tend to agree with him. Heck, playing with the family jewels is soothing and increases endorphins (hormones that make us happy). Shouldn’t that be a good thing?

I personally think that masturbation, while it may be pleasurable, is a sin. But what about drinking and smoking? Are they sins? Am I a hypocrite because I think masturbation is a sin, but I think it’s ok to drink some alcohol and smoke a bit as long as both are done in moderation? After all didn’t Jesus in one of his letters say that it’s not what goes into a man that defiles him but what comes out?  Who decides what limit moderation falls in? What might be extreme for one person, might be “moderate” for another person.

It’s a tough call, but a friend of mine would say “let he who has no sin cast the first stone”. Hmmmmm. Do we just try to convince ourselves that certain habits are not that bad to the detriment of our spiritual health? This is not a judgemental article. I have my own sins.  But it is certainly food for thought – we exercise, eat right, manage stress, but our we paying attention to our spiritual health?

LOVE PSYCHOLOGIST: Very Good Bad Gyal - Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed!

How many of you would like a wife that RE-PRE-SENTS when you guys go out? She looks tan-fastic,  is polite and meek and smiles like an angel? However, when you both are home alone, and kids are in school, you just can’t get enough of her because she is so feisty. She will kiss you in all the right places and hold you very close.

Everybody’s hands go up abi? If you ask me, those little things bring some excitement to the marriage. Your wife is not too predictable, and you know you can always count on her to bring some spice into the marriage. Umm.. ok… rewind… Did I just say marriage?

What about an ordinary relationship?  Doesn’t it apply? Well, this article is for men who have been brave enough to jump the broom. If you are in a relationship and reading this, I cannot say “STOP!” But I will say you are so on your own whatever you do. If you like, be looking for freaky leaky; when mistake pregnancy comes, don’t cry oh. Hehe.

Anywaysssss, to my brothers who have been man enough to put a ring on it, sometimes you might be lucky and your lady naturally has those talents, but sometimes you might marry a lady and she is very reserved about certain areas. Believe it or not, some ladies have no clue on how to be intimate with their husbands. Not their fault; please do not blame them or get frustrated; just be patient, communicate, and encourage your spouse over time. Before you know it, you’ll be singing “Baby, you’re a firework!” *wink*

STYLE: MUST-HAVE ACCESSORIES FOR THE MODERN MAN

Are you the total man? Check that you have all of these: 

1)      Technologically savvy smartphone

 

2)      Handsfree Bluetooth headsets

 

3)      Sunglasses

SOCCER CHAT: Bundesliga Final for UCL?

No words can describe the shocking first legs for the UEFA Champions League semi-finals with Dortmund and  Bayern Munich almost annihilating the Spanish sides. Everyone expected  two tough matches; nobody expected a walk over for Germany. Is there a mentality or a style of training in Bundesliga this season that makes them indestructible?

Second leg comes up with Dortmund playing Real Madrid at Bernabeu on Tuesday, and Bayern meeting Barcelona at Camp Nou on Wednesday. It is definitely going to be a thrilling two days and I will be watching both matches. El Clasico final is looking very unlikely. YYYAAAYYY.

Manchester United was given a guard of honour at Emirates Stadium, where RVP scored a penalty to deny Arsenal a much needed win. Arsenal does not deserve to be in top four after years of being trophiless. Spurs and Chelsea have a game in hand, so we can only hope they both win their next three games so that Arsenal  is booted out of the top four in EPL.

HEALTH: side effects of weed

I was gonna go to work but I was high...

Your friends have probably told you, that the only thing weed will do to you is relax you when you’re stressed. W-R-O-N-G!!! Marijuana has several side effects that could be seriously detrimental to your health:

REDUCED TESTICLES/ INFERTILITY, forgetfulness,  HEADACHE, vomiting, IMPAIRED MENTAL FUNCTIONING, dry or red eyes, HEART/ BLOOD PRESSURE PROBLEMS, lung problems, dizziness, HALLUCINATONS, numbness, PANIC REACTIONS, flashbacks, DIFFICULTY CONCENTRATING, depression, ANXIETY…

And the list goes on…

So next time you want get “high”, have a re-think

RELATIONSHIPS: I bust the window out your car...

I had a dream yesterday. In my dream, some trifling nigga (excuse my French *ahem*) was playing mind games with me and another chick. This dude was not even that good looking – thank God it was just a dream- and he come dey act like im own the world.

When I found out what this insignificado was up to, I planned for him. I didn’t scream or shout. I just walked out of his life. Lie, Lie! Just like that? Mba oh! I bought a sharp knife

STYLE: 2013...Skinny Jeans in or out?

Do grown men still wear skinny jeans? I think Jay-Z says it best:

"Can't wear skinny jeans 'cause my knots don't fit"
nuff said...